ain’t nobody #$*% with my clique!
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
I just wanna cuddle with you and watch really scary movies in bed together and hold hands and eat junk food and take stupid pictures then have really rough sex idk